Implexion

 This short story has been recently incorporated into the syllabus of Prager University's ENG101: Defending Western Civilization. Though fiction, it has also been featured in the Heterodox Journalism program offered by the Quillette Institute for Advanced Studies. I would be utterly flattered if you share my work among Peterson admirers. When the cherubic college senior named Chudley would look back on this sultry evening, while being penetrated by a radical feminist whose girthy phallus was far from a social construct, he was drawn back in feverish reverie to his younger years, to that decisive click on a certain YouTube video that was noth